Optimism!

It sounds interesting, but CW shows have made me want to cry with how bad they are.

That's intense and bamftastic.

omg, Richard Sherman. Would hit that so hard. I'd move to Seattle for that.

Also new: if you're into conspiracies, spooky quantum entanglement, and far- future evolution, new sci-fi novel, Linked.

...and the shipping wars return.

Oh my god Jo just threw a freaking molotov cocktail into the fandom shipping wars. Livejournal circa 2006-2007. The war begins anew.

I did not expect shit to go down that hard. Yikes. Not one, but two incidents of parental eating? Bravo, Dracula. Bravo.

Stop drinking. Be nicer to my Dad. Watch Lost from the beginning on air, goddamnit.

A new one, with a super ambitious plot, coming in May in print and available now Amazon:

Straighte lade doge...?

Straight lady doge...?

Wow. So muscles.

Lest we think how much more human America is...the exact same thing happens in mini-hell that is private detention facilities here. You see their bottom line is the most important thing and tampons/pads costs cash money. In many reports, women have been denied more than one a day. Imagine if you have a heavy flow,…

NBC is dumb a-f. Instead of the ADDITIONAL bank they could make offering a live stream with commercials and shameless pimping out of athletes, in addition to the ratings...now they're going to lose out on people like me who will find it online anyway

I have been similarly trolled by Netflix, only more egregiously, because now I have several categories of African-American comedy and African-American drama because I had the audacity to also watch Kevin Hart's special.

Me too! Two weeks! But the snacking is ridiculous.

Remember the glory days of Lost when everything was a mystery and all the mysteries were awesome? You'll feel the same magic by watching the great first 15 minutes of Syfy's new virus thriller Helix here.

Okay so, Big Weather tells us to take our animals, plants, e.t.c. inside but we make humans play a fucking game in this weather for three hours?

Canadian overlords...would it really be so bad? Free healthcare, maple syrup on your pancakes and canadian bacon...no, wouldn't be bad at all.