Welp, this does nothing to dissuade me from turning my iX into an off-roader.

Oh, Chuck.

I don’t think it’s a defensive issue so much as an offensive one, for all the reasons listed in the article. They’ve held 7 opponents to 17 points or fewer this season.

I don’t think that’s pedantic. Gawkervision insists upon being taken seriously as a journalistic outfit (and quite a lot of it is legitimate journalism indeed) but the writing is often haphazard and rarely evinces the guiding hand of any degree of editor review.

Had T.J. Clemmings been flagged for his false start the play would have been blown dead and Bradford wouldn’t have been touched.

(stylized “quattro” with a lowercase q because brands hate proper punctuation)

When your state is Ohio...

Torch, if anything you’re a little dumb idiot. And we love you.

Starting my own new Thanksgiving tradition and sharing with you a car that looks kind of like a turkey.

Here’s Energy Transfer CEO Kelcy Warren’s $25M Dallas mansion. (5323 Park Lane if you’re in the area and would like to politely petition him in person.)

Preferably hairplugs@trump.com

Business-wise this all seems like appropriate business.

That little window is one of my favorite features of any contemporary car. I’m so glad to see other people who know what’s up.

This was a huge factor when I was helping my girlfriend find a new car. I particularly love the visibility out of what I will call the fixed vent window by the side view mirrors. If I need to put the tires precicely right there, I’m able to look out that little window and do so.

I assume some others are the paint and the amazing tail lights.

I missed the Deadspin live chat earlier and have a belated question:

Says asteroid man.

So... we’re done with this one?

Came here to say exactly this.