Someone cut that man’s mic and get a full-face helmet, stat.

I think that’s a part of why I don’t like him. I’m undoubtedly sick of having to watch Boorish American 24/7.

I also think they have the commentary part pretty well covered among the three of them. Clarkson certainly has the disparaging reviewer trope locked down; we don’t need a less thoughtfully-worded version of it yakking at us during timed laps.

Boy could I do without Mike Skinner’s stupid commentary.

This is the realest.

If cost isn’t an object, the best way to create that illusion is by giving someone a largely-disassembled car.

Another issue is the CRI (color rendering index) of the bulbs. “>80" is wholly unremarkable performance.

Another issue is the CRI (color rendering index) of the bulbs. “>80" is wholly unremarkable performance.

Can confirm. Having driven a number of Toyota economy cars, only the xB produced an “oh shit how did I go from 70 to 90 so fast and without realizing it” moment.

RIP little buddy

Yeah those are #1 easily. None of the others are worthy of a festival.

Has been done.

You linked to a pay-walled “Exclusive Premium Statistic,” buddy.

Boy did you ever surprise me with your gif selection. I would have bet it all on this.

Who doesn’t love a thoughtful, handmade gift?

“Going for the extra point, Broncos safety Will Parks jumped over the line to block the kick, and ran it back into the endzone for a defensive two-point conversion.”

Just kidding, I got them. You suckers all missed out on three imaginary cars.

I would trade three of my five just to get these God forsaken 29 year old exhaust bolts to come off.

I made this sign in 2008 and ESPN staffers told me I had to take it down. I refused, then Texas State Troopers paid me a visit. What bullshit.

Great, now he’s concerned about Paul Ryan’s hand size.

My biggest concern is not whether their ideal speed is 44 or 46, but which transmission option provides a gear ratio for optimal fuel efficiency at whatever their ideal speed may be.