It’s like reading CNN articles. Surprise! A sentence beginning with...That’s why... 

Meanwhile, nobody is paying me for my completely helpful, not-annoying-at-all contributions.

There should be an R in “Your”.

that eq tho...

NP, because this leaves me with $499 for the go-fast bits for LeMons.

Fuckin Torch NAILED IT!!!!!!!!!!!! Every other answer was good, but that was GREAT!

Here at jalopnik we don’t care what you want, but we know what you need.

Uber loses a shitload of money. Over $2.8B last year, and likely a over $2B this year; and that’s not including the fact that uber doesn’t have to pay for cars themselves. Every uber ride taken by a customer is heavily subsidized.

Well crap, Rooo. I’m a Longhorn. (Burnt orange IS a hideous color, though. I have exactly one shirt and it’s waaay at the back of my closet.)

Take your star, but I’m finding someway to use this in conversation in the next week:

...and repeat.

Hell yeah, hockey coverage! Sassy fist bumps for all.

“no reason” my ass.

Every fucking day. They stole a SCOTUS seat. That shit makes me insanely angry, to the point where I’ve cut every single trump supporter out of my life lest I go feral on them.

She posed on Mitch McConnell?

RADWOOD 2: It will last for more than 4 hours.

One thing that bothered me with Forza is that buying the Ultimate Edition of the game didn’t mean you got all the car packages. There were STILL sets of cars you had to pay for after release. Ultimate? Nope. I viewed it as a season pass type deal and it’s wasn’t. This isn’t the first time Turn 10 wasn’t exactly…

Too many great songs...

“And here we see the Delta in its natural habitat”

Regarding Saving Grace: Highway Companion is a hugely underrated album. Pretty much the whole thing is great for a road trip. And “Square One” on that album? How was that not a hit?