Oh if you’re talking a *nice* garage addition, then $60k all day. Based on Austin construction costs that should get you AC and a lift and a kegerator.

I like your style.

Yep.

The best minivan $150,000 can buy is:

I nearly inquired about that FJ but the license plates attached to the headliner (combined with the complete lack of detail in the description and no underbody photos) were enough to put me off.

+1 actual star, no modification to fit the conceit of a larger joke required.

Not a cool name, but certainly a name that fits its owner: Robbie Ross

A Jumbo badge is all right by me. Jumbo is a fun word.

Came here to suggest fixing this by adding a Y. Thank you.

There’s another 50+ lbs to be had by swapping those bloated seats for good old fashioned milk crates.

Someone was very mean to you.

You’ve tasted dog poo, huh?

God, I was tricked into scrapple for the first and only time this summer. Too soon to be reminded of its existence.

Yeah I’ve always thought of ketchup on a hot dog as this weird thing that only children do because they’re obsessed with sweet flavors.

My magnificent beard is saturated in vomit.

I think the video may sway whoever is in charge of the discipline.

When Good Teen has to contend with two bad teens, starting with a tackle of Bad Teen 1 only opens Good Teen up to counter attacks from Bad Teen 2.

A page right out of the GOP playbook to be sure.

He should call Gronk, who seems to be good at numbers all the way up to nearly 70.

Seems odd that the wheel nuts on the right hand side wouldn’t be reverse threaded to avoid mishaps like Raikkonen’s.