That is awesome.

She doesn’t seem to be into racing. She likes hanging out with me while I work on cars, but as for sports on tv, she’s only interested in baseball and hockey.

Close enough, thanks to the magic of television.

Here’s a Saab (V4!) that was brought to the party at Lustre Pearl last night. Thank you to the guy who brought it, whose name I sadly can’t remember.

Who followed his own parking advice excessively and is here 20 min early? This guy...

What a piece of shit.

#makeamarionetteagain

I’ve had Peter Thiel in my flex spot all season. It’s a half-point per lawsuit league.

It’s not bad but will fill up. There’s a decent amount of street parking in the area but I would hedge my bets and get there just a liiiiittle bit early.

This is a great location choice. They’re hoppin during happy hour but we should have it pretty much to ourselves by 9.

FTFY.

An extra $5B, because they don’t exist.

You know, after the Rangers lost to the effing Toronto Blue Jays, I was leaning really hard on the (shockingly 5-1) Cowboys for my sports happiness. I can’t even find the words to describe how ambivalent you’ve made me feel.

I will take it!

“Great” is loosely-defined, so here goes...

Sooner the better; with so many events it seems like lodging is always near capacity.

First thing I did with mine was replace all the rubber bits (right down to reproduction door seals). Next up is swapping the AFM for a Miller MAF.

Sure, the LS has more power, but it only ticks two boxes.

Trivial aside: what in the hell is this breathy whisper talk he’s doing now?!

With a portmanteau like that, you should be listening to The Allusionist if you aren’t already.