My preferred number of pistons is a piss-ton.

One of my favorite ad campaigns of all time.

Glad I’m not the only person who does this. My coworkers all think I’m a weirdo for working to (usually on board) race car audio.

On the other hand that got you to exit MoPac earlier.

I’m not a cowboy, I’m a cow MAN! I’m a MAN MAN!

Dammit. +1 tumor.

I used to rent a house in Tarrytown and I moved out like a week before the MoPac project started. I drove down that central stretch last week for the first time in 2+ years, and I have no regrets about leaving what was otherwise an awesome house.

If they do stick with Dak, does that make Tony the holder again?

Wanna talk about MoPac? :/

I’m not saying you can’t change speeds to position yourself to change lanes; that’s a no-brainer.

My office is on a corner at a staggered 4-way intersection where the minor arterials don’t line up... at all. The offset is about 40' and there are so many collisions and near-misses caused by people not [edit: left out the word ‘knowing’] what lane to be in and then making a panic swerve.

I was erring on the side of caution in light of not knowing the length of the block or the amount of traffic nearby, but generally speaking, I agree.

Haha, of course. Everyone gets some positivity to start the week!

If that guy is carrying a blunt instrument I’m running him down, backed by my dashcam footage.

I feel you; I daily a nondescript POS whose appearance I care very little about specifically out of concern that nobody has any respect for cars (a belief that was reinforced last week when someone backed into my coworker’s ‘67 Camaro and left no note).

Now, the owner of the dashcam is also at fault for not letting the guy in.

The best part of this is that we’re left to assume that Curt Schilling says “poophole” so often that his phone now autocorrects to it.

Gross.

There’s shrinkage?!