I can hear it now...”That’s not his voice!” my son will be in a state of grievance.

It’s Doctor Octopussycat, actually.

is the one with the spear Crane-Ven the Hunter?

In that same shot are also Dr. Octopuss and Ducktor Doom

And the cat is named Doctor Octo-puss.

and that must be Dr. Octo-puss and Duck-tor Doom!

And kind of adorable. Look at her feet!

For extra amusement, they should film it all from the alien point of view. Then, as the invading human armada gathers overhead, the alien president can wave its tentacles and declare “... should we win the day, the Sixty-Seventh of Obblethroink will no longer be known as a Shiny-Carapace holiday, but as the day the…

Can we just get the XCOM movie instead at that point?

RE: “Dear Hollywood, Please Make Independence Day 3”

It better have battroids and a wave motion gun for me to even considering seeing it.

I hope they successfully defeat the Gamilons.

“Quit dozing off! Wake up and finish your workout!”

Don’t forget: Freeweights work best when combined with jogging

*Daddy Issues Not Included.

You can’t fight the Angels without inviting them to the gun show first. Featuring the biceps of Longinus!

You seem to have a hard time with the idea that these exist. You know what I have a hard time with? Knowing if you’re serious or not. Because in a world where KISS sells a branded coffin, having a set of purple or red dumbbells doesn’t seem that odd.

616 Sable is/was married to the Rhino so if you introduce him again theres your connection

That one is amazing! I will have to find one for my nieces birthday!