What is this? Is there legitimately an alpaca dating sim out there somewhere?

Nice. Definitely got some Smile Time vibes from that walk down the hall.

Yeah, the volume and velocity thing made me laugh, but otherwise that was just...

What’s that above Field Scout? Is it Speed Reload or Flared Magwell?

Have you smelled his loincloth lately?

Will the soundtrack be all Rush songs?

Probably. It should just be a normal Toshiba 2.5 inch HDD with a USB controller sitting on top of it.

Maybe you don't get it right away:

I'm guessing his message and statements will be ignored and turned into something else.

Clowns with shadow puppets are the new WMDs.

Houston doesn't exist anymore. It was destroyed on December 22nd, 2013.

That sounds about right.

The weird thing is that more Japanese automakers top the American-Made Index than American ones. Hell only 3 US vehicles make the list.

Don't feel bad. You're still the best Murphy brother. You were smart enough to avoid appearing in both Meet Dave and The Adventures of Pluto Nash.

His sycophants say that all the time.

Is that Earl Sinclair?

God doesn't hate the Packers. He hates the Bills and poor Scott Norwood.

Damn. There's 29 pages of that?

Exactly. PBR inspires art not arson.