March Madness, where you see some really crappy basketball

Trump has made a couple of decent speeches in the last 2 years. Then he went back to being Trump.

The cornerstones of Kipchoge’s preparation, the hard work and discipline and belief, give Nike’s Breaking2 campaign the kind of credibility you just can’t produce in a lab.

As a (former) beekeeper, I can tell you that is 100% bullshit. Honestly, do you believe every thing that people tell you? Are you totally credulous? Do a little bit of your own research once in a while.

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I have a 2015 Acura where their version of BLIS is virtually never wrong—an occasional false positive but never a false negative.

I’ve got a 2009 Volvo and the BLIS system isn’t particularly reliable. Lot’s of false positives (saying there’s a car there when there isn’t), a few false negatives (saying it’s clear when there’s a car there), and it freezes up frequently when I’m driving somewhere when it’s cold and there’s snow on the road. But…

I feel like I’m often the first guy with “don’t be so sensitive” takes, but holy balls. I know she’s a fucking idiot and personally tone deaf, but is there not a single person left in the executive branch who can say, “not only don’t send this out, but fuck no don’t send this out”?

For me, the biggest thing that increased my reading time was the Kindle phone app. Yes, the screen’s not 100% ideal, but it sure beats having to lug around a kindle all the time. It is the perfect thing for sneaking in 5 minutes of reading in the movie theater or at the hockey game. And they synch feature is pretty…

Also, now there’s going to be whole fucking conspiracies about how LaLa won, but they forced the Moonlight win because of PC whatever and blah, blah, blah

As they like to say on Jezebel, “this isn’t about your boner,” but, holy shit, if there’s a hotter woman in America than Janelle Monae right now, someone please let me know.

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Of course he had to explain it. Do you not live in our conspiracy theory-driven society?

He didn’t look senile at all. Something happened that had never happened before in history. Your sanctimony is probably unwarranted.

Jesus. He didn’t know shit. He might have heard some whispers in the background and not understood what exactly was going on (seeing as it had never happened before). There is no chance that he knew definitively that Moonlight had won and decided to make his speech anyway.

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I’m about at the end of the first book, and unless there is some crazy, unbelievable twist I can say definitively that the juice is not worth the squeezing. It appears that the exact same thing could have been accomplished in 2/3 fewer words. I don’t know if that’s an author issue or a translator issue, but someone…

Much of what Drew has written is the literary analog of Starship Troopers. I find that comment to be a bit lacking in self-awareness.

If you have any questions whether some Deadspin/Gawkervision writer would try to attract additional people to their events by putting something out there online or in the comments, don’t. They would and they have. They just don’t have a platform as big as Morning Joe. You are fully entitled not to like Scarborough,…

For what it’s worth, Alice Cooper may not be your cup of tea, but he was one of the world’s biggest rock stars in the 70s. I don’t deny that he might be embarrassing himself now, but he’s pretty much done it all in the music industry.