You can fly from NYC to Denver for less than $200 r/t and be in Cheyenne in less than 90 minutes. If you’re going to Yellowstone, the drive is going to be much longer, but it’s pretty beautiful for most of it.

Until you get to Teton County which has the highest average income of every county in the US.

I do still love that all the newspapers took to calling him the “man that dissolved”

Isn’t Iceland the place that has an app you can use to make sure that the person you want to bang isn’t also a cousin?

If I had a car or plumbing that was broken for 50 years and unfixable, then yes, I would buy a new car or replumb my house.

How fucking rich is it that these people who are motivated solely by “care for the environment” left like 30 semi-truck loads full of garbage at the site? Honestly.

I call her the Tauntaun. She’s been repeatedly rode hard and put away wet, but someone might get inside her if they were desperate.

The 11:16 NASA tweet (and associated video) strikes me as a little disingenuous given that we have no idea of what they look like. #sciency #truthiness

Don’t forget also that Cooley is employed by the Redskins owner. He’s likely going to be out of a job.

As always people, I remind you not to explain via conspiracy what can be easily explained due to incompetence.

Much different. It’s like if one person watching tv saw the winning golfer throw the ball around the course for 4 holes.

It seems like Kate’s dress might have been “off the rack” and that there was no agreement in place before the boom hit.

Short version, according to the article, was:

Me and my dyslexia, that’s how I read it the first three times. Frankly I was flabbergasted that it was, in fact, feting and not fellating.

Listen Europhile scum. We have the awkwardest handshakes. The greatest handshakes. The bigliest handshakes.

I call bullshit on that. If that was so important, they would have given the 2016 games to Chicago as the “Congrats Obama, You’re Not George W Bush” award. The only thing that really matter to the IOC is filthy lucre and (less so) not getting FIFA’d.

Bad news. You know the only fast food chain that has had more EEOC complaints than good ol’ Andy Puzder’s—Sonic.

Jesus, Whatever. Clearly the article was not saying that dogs are important to people who are deathly allergic to dogs.

Direct investment plan plus DRIP. Many, if not most, S&P 500-sized companies offer them. You can also buy many mutual funds with no sales load and very low management fees.

I was so excited to stop at my first Tim Horton’s back in the day (Ft. Frances, ON). I have rarely felt as let down as I did five minutes after leaving. It’s a victim of its own hype.