To be fair, every guy at the Florabama looks like Kenny Stabler.

Yup. These are my viewer.

Regarding the Picture on top:

Come on we’re not so bad. Pretty classy bunch if you ask me.

#BlackWidowsMatter

You only smiled AFTER nailing him. Bryant smiled BEFORE. That’s why he’s a pro

This one time, there was a huge possum sitting on my backyard fence, and I side-armed a tennis ball right at it and knocked it off. Pretty sure I had that same goofy grin on my face. That was my World Series.

Suplex him through a folding table?

Go cry yourself to sleep underneath a piece of cardboard next to your “DownArrow” stadium, you Kenny Williams loving fuck. Let me guess, you grew up in Hoffman Estates and wanted to be a bad boy so you picked the Sox, but are secretly sad because you couldn’t truly enjoy a heavenly place like The Cubby Bear, Murphy’s…

My Grandpa is still waiting for the Houston Gamblers to win an USFL championship. He’s not all there and in a home. If he pisses me off I’ll tell him the news AND that the guy who imploded the USFL might be elected President.

Deadspin today:

Can i get your sister’s number?

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

Some say he’s still falling today...

Like they care about our wimpy monolithium

I know we all love small sample size hot takes, but per pitch f/x value this year, the cubs were the best team in baseball vs sliders

Ridiculous, given all the legal issues associated with Hillary and other women, such as Kathleen Kane in Pennsylvania. We need HONEST people in positions of authority, regardless of gender.

And someone threw two more dildos behind that desk. Unbelievable.

A good many of the recurring ‘minor’ characters: Zoe, Leon, Hersh and Control, Agent Snow (stops listing the stream of consciousness of awesomely-acted roles before it takes over the whole post) helped to make the show as good as it was - whoever did the casting did a fantastic job. Such a good show, destined to be…

I watched, and gave up on, Gotham, and started this one shortly thereafter.

Imagine my surprise at which of them turned out to be a better Batman series.