That’s a sick burn. No actual facts, but a sick burn none the less. Have fun on your day off of middle school tomorrow.

Actually, I’m someone who knows some sciency shit who’s just trying to get to the bottom of what’s happening. I know you are exceptionally credulous, but things are often not as they seem. A dozen FBI agents in a single office getting hospitalized for “cedar allergies” when there is no pollen and not a lot of…

Gotta be super easy to lift prints from a car door.

Let me remind you of the recent Wil Smith case in which the deceased was initially said to be the victim of road rage when in fact:

So the old guy dragged the recent NFL player from his car? Seems unlikely. Not necessarily impossible, but I’m not going to give that full credence just yet.

Jesus Christ, do you not even WANT to read up anything about the case or the law, or do you just want to post incendiary shit? Honestly, take 5 minutes to see what is written about the case by real reporters or even some of the more knowledgeable posters, and then formulate a theory of the case. But, notwithstanding…

if you have a CC permit and you are in your vehicle, running and in gear, self-defense is likely not an option

About what, the price? No, I think that’s about what large installations of public (or quasi-public) art cost.

I don’t believe that’s true. Cedars and their ilk are aromatic becuase of organic compounds such as terpenes (think: turpentine), not because there are particles of lignin and cellulose that just spontaneously break free.

Let’s hope they don’t move the statue into a Secret Service building if happy hour lobby orgies are problematic. No telling what the Secret Service might do, especially under a Trump administration.

I don’t think that’s true. The offgassing of volatiles is not the same as particles of the thing itself.

Tennessine is a superheavy artificial chemical element, of which only a few atoms have ever been made.

But are you coming in contact with “wood particles” if you’re standing near a cedar statue that’s been sanded and sealed? Or even if it were just an unfinished cedar fence post. That’s what I just don’t understand, but I don’t think it would be typical for a piece of cut cedar to be shedding particles as part of its…

Not. Even. Slightly. Bub.

Thrown back so it can eat you and your children.

You beat me to it. See below.

The world famous Devil Horse (which actually killed its sculptor while being created)

Do-si-do at Area 51 (presumably not its real name)

I present Stacked Offal (presumably not its real name). Living in Denver sometimes makes me rethink my stance on public art. We don’t always have the best taste.

Who’s talking about Kryptos?