Pre-emptively saving us from this story tomorrow night:

I would cheap out on both of those before I cheap out on the motherboard. Especially since windows binds the the mac address. Every time you buy a new one, you need a new license. You can upgrade the other components as you go.

Wow, there really is a lot of public value in releasing police bodycam footage!

That’s touching.

This is another example to not believe the public persona players are often strapped with. We live in a world where for a decade Lance Armstrong was the good guy and Lynch was the malcontent. Just because someone despises the media does not make them a bad person. In Marshawn’s case it seems like the exact opposite.

Unless your ability to come up with an interesting insight is located in an intellectual desert somewhere, why on earth would you resort to the tired cliche of asking “why do people eat at [fast/casual chain] when there are [better/more authentic] versions of [fast/casual chain’s style of food] everywhere????” when…

Am I the only one who saw the headline and thought there’s another Futurama revival?

well yeah we are, but we also called that sewage pit a “pool” so theres that.

In a few decades, we’re going to look back on this and really wonder how both teams managed to let the fucking Yankees win it.

72 million.

Yeah, “reputational value”. All those striver kids with helicopter parents that will pay anything and do anything to get their kid into Harvard are going to totally re-think everything because the latino help isn’t being paid enough. And there’s no doubt the hedge fund wealthy folks are going to stop giving seven…

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

Finally, Kars4Kids can have some room to BREATHE.

Cool story, bro. You must be one of those “real fans” for a “real team.” The internet appreciates you rushing out here to let everyone know Cubs fans suck and are undeserving.

A successful Mike Leach is good for college football. A pissed off Todd Graham is just another dime a dozen control freak.

And before we went out to the bars in River North we would all tie onions to our belts, which was the style at the time.

The Ottoman Empire was still going strong the last time the Cubs won the WS.

I’ve been waiting for this matchup..since I was a wee lad.

Maybe you should be sitting down when I tell you this...he lied.