Thank goodness that the only thing you’ll ever own is a serious case of racism.

“Hey, where’s the list of loaned out plates? . . . . What do you mean you can’t find it? Ugggghhh, alright, officer, I’ll call you back when we find our paperwork.”

Police report - ‘plates were potentially stolen but that they were not listed as stolen’

I guess they’ve got Jerry Lundergaard doing lot counts.

no shit. my first thought. who do you want as customers? some guy that stops in once a year to buy his wife a new pendant for her necklace and mentions how we need to keep the price down again this year or professional basketball players who are intent on one upping each other every time game checks are cut and some…

I’m going them once a day for the next month, or whenever they block my number, to ask what their hours are. Forget Yelp spamming, which can prolly be scrubbed if proven to be done with malice aforethought; go all in on the classics, phone pranking. & burner phones make it even easier.

Ok not to be that guy , but I'm literally the guy who goes to upscale establishments dressed how ever poorly I like bc I am paying and what in wearing doesn't give me a discount on my overly expensive steak

It isn’t that they look the same. The source article says it really was Henson and co. that came by the Friday before and who made the calls about their closing time that prompted the calls to the police. The Police ran the plates and called the dealership and were told that the dealership didn’t know who the car…

Asking what time you close is suspicious? Sounds like this person needs a new line of work in that case. I would imagine a large number of the phone calls they receive are that exact question.

So her saying Black people don’t look right has nothing to do with racism? LOL have fun voting from Trump.

Actually a different location was robbed by a white guy, but whatever. Keep attending your “rallies” with burning crosses.

How exactly did they “bear a resemblance” to Henson? You realize he’s 7 feet tall right? I know people aren’t great at guessing height, but when you see a 7 foot tall person it’s pretty obvious they don’t look like a 6 foot tall person.

What does a criminal look like . There isn't a uniform or set description so by your example all patrons on this store should be locked out , they weren't

also a real criminal might be like “fuck, they’re hiding in the back. they’re probably calling police. I should get out of here” or something

Solid as Iraq!

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

Absolutely, my heart breaks for their situation, but like what can you do? If I had someone working in my office, and we had a no smoking pot clause in our contract, and one of the employees came in reeking of weed and tested positive for drugs, they would be fired. Even if it was the day before a major surgery. Even…

I think what they disliked is that she publicly voiced opinions contrary to that of the church. That’s actually not so crazy. She probably took her husband’s last name and was publicly connected to him, so if you google her husband who is supposed to be a sort of spiritual leader in the school and community as a…

How did they sugar coat it? It seemed abundantly clear what this school expected of its employees (no drinking, being “good christians”, etc) and anyone who makes you sign a contract where you are expected to keep up with someone else’s definition of morality should be a big ass clue as to what kind of “company…

Well that sucks, but you guys knew (or should have known) what you were getting into.

I also hate that “don’t go to bed angry”. I stayed up late so many nights dealing with ex-husband’s bullshit when I could have been sleeping and not giving a fuck.