These people are garbage. Also, I’m sure it’s against public policy to force someone to keep quiet about being the victim of a crime. Rob is the one that illegally shared her photos. He also spent a whole day calling her a whore and every other insult under the sun. I hope they don’t get a penny out of Chyna.

When the day comes when men are being gunned down or physically attacked for saying no to a woman, then we’ll talk.

It’s such bullshit because these fucking orchestra dudes are NO strangers to groupies and having sex with gorgeous women. I”m sure Weezer could get some young ass if they wanted.

Seems like it’s so easy to get laid now all these good looking athletic young guys r getting so much free sex it kills me.

This simply cannot be overstated. I’m not even really an “IT guy”, I’m a software developer, and yet I still get deluged with requests non-stop for literally anything that has a battery in it or can be plugged into a wall.

I just walked into my parent’s house a few weeks ago to have my sister drop an iPhone in my lap…

When the top thread is a guy literally telling all of Jezebel about the boner he’s popped after graphically describing his preferred sex acts to a fawning female audience...aww yiss that’s great feminist discourse.

The cookie story is mostly WTF on everyone’s part. I’ve worked for clueless dependent Hollywood A listers, and I think even they’re capable of seeing something in front of their faces. The Hide and Seek story is just bizarre. Michael Jackson bizarre.

Right. Remember his girlfriend was sent to whatever Scientology jail/hell is just for asking Miscavige to repeat a sentence she didn’t understand. You really think they’re going to tell him the “cookie stuff” has been right in front of him the whole time?

“and would be subject to daily searches to ensure they had not stuffed anything in their pockets.”

I’m just amazed that there weren’t any assistants there to put together stuff like eggs, sugar, flour, baking powder, vanilla and stuff like that.

That is exactly it. Because to tell him “It’s right there.” is saying that his communication was ineffective which is one of the biggest infractions there is with high ranking scientolgists. They may as well have pissed on a portrait of L. Ron Hubbard right in front of him.

What’s weird about it is that they can’t tell him that it’s right there. It’s not about the cookies.

The cookie story is the polar opposite of a juicy gossip story. Like, you couldn’t find a more lame-ass story about a celebrity if you tried.

these anti amazon articles would have a lot more weight if you couldnt find ‘kinja amazon deals of the day!!’ on the same page

spying: “secretly collecting information about enemies or competitors”

Punishments aside, how many times have they been caught cheating? I think you lose the right to complain about this kind of thing your team has been caught cheating once, let alone multiple times.

“I just love that we’re such known cheaters, nearly every team that plays us is now concerned we have an unfair advantage because we’ve shown we will cheat on a consistent basis!”

fuck the pats, and your comment.

Never start a hot take with “as a Pats fan” - the whole world knows what is coming next.

I love how they are like: “Well thanks for calling, hope you get some help. Oh wait, I guess maybe we could call someone.”