Anxiety is a hot button issue for me that makes me want to tear my hair out. I have two immediate family members and a string of exes who suffered from anxiety disorders.

No shit. This happens, like, every day in the tabloids.

I hate myself for laughing at this.

But turnover hurts in the long run because it costs more. Except the average shareholder doesn’t care because it’s about making lots of money nownow building a stable company.

And that strategy misses the point: it’s not all about money. That’s why counteroffers are such bs.

Exactly this. Because that’s all counteroffers are: hey we could have paid you more when you were inconvenienced, but we didn’t until you left and we were inconvenienced.

What turnip truck did Art Markman fall off and when? Sweet Jesus he’s about as naive as a Disney princess.

Well yes. That was my aim.

Liberals didn’t bring Dre down; his actions did.

Here’s how I dealt with the onslaught of wedding advice that I thought was mostly misogynistic...

Because she’s literally sewn into her dress? I didn’t like.

Ewwwwww!

This shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone. There’s only one photo out there of her wedding to Brad Pitt. It sounds like she has always been extremely private, and her recent wedding is no different.

Throughout my whole life, I learned I’m not good at 99% of things — dance, tennis, music, acting, go karting, etc. I learned these hard lessons by not ever doing well. Winning isn’t the only thing, sure, but not succeeding is a strong indicator of skill. Giving up was exactly what I needed to do because it allowed me…

Inception was a terrible movie, for example, and it was super complicated. The most annoying thing about it? If you didn’t “get” it, that meant you were stupid.

Because I can’t find the video.

They have matching bangs!!!

He was terrible in that sex addict movie. Actually the sex addict movie was God awful so it wouldn’t have mattered anyway.

Because that’s how the cookie crumbles.

Three fitty?