I investifart all the time!

Knoblauch means garlic in German.

Have you been living in a cage for the past few decades? People have been talking about removing that flag for the past 15 years at least.

Except if they do things for other people but not for you. That’s the difference.

You’re hot, but your sister is too “ethnic” for me.

Your last sentence nails it.

My decision to end it and I was happily married long before he was even engaged, but it was still hard.

I envision Amy Schumer or Aubrey Plaza playing you.

If it makes you feel any better, my ex did this to me. I called his parents and confirmed that he was alive. They apologized profusely, and I never heard from him again.

Gr! The average cost of a wedding has been grossly inflated by none other than the wedding industry!

I’m convinced that people who are like this are convinced they’re so damn right about everything that there’s no way more than one person could disagree. That one lone dissenter is crazy.

It’s more people projecting their own emotional shit, and most of the time they don’t know why they’re being so weird. They disguise it in smaller, more concrete criticisms.

That’s my external dialogue, and I’m an adult.

No shit. Like... Do you really want to spend the whole time telling your kids to not break things?

I hate to break it to you, but even if you make decisions together, most people will still view it as the bride’s unilateral choice.

Let’s just say I have some experience. Too much experience.

See this is why she needed me as her friend.

Your post makes me long for CEFAD!

That’s what i said when I found out my ex was getting married.

Holy shit the same thing happened to me. My ex’s new gf friended me and asked me to lunch. I didn’t commit to anything but responded nicely. Then when I got married (three weeks after they did), she unfriended me.