averyjanespencer
Avery Jane Spencer
averyjanespencer

You hurt us when you don’t post these screenshots!!!

Did he break up with you? Because that’s hilarious if he did.

Right. Like what did you think our relationship was? A dress rehearsal?

Did he actually come out and tell you that he was hoping you’d reconcile and have casual sex? Because I’d love to know where he got that idea. What did you say? Did the gf hear it?

I don’t get this. WHAT IT THIS ABOUT?

When people say “Let’s be friends,” what they really mean is “Let’s be friendly.” Friendly as in cordial and polite. Friendly as in you won’t burn his house down. Far too often people misunderstand what “being friends” really means.

Another bridge burner here. Don’t you hate the self-righteous people who are horrified that you burn bridges? Here’s a bigger question: isn’t forcing yourself to maintain contact with an ex just to prove how mature you are an immature concept in and of itself?

Please God tell me you live in a state that has revenge porn legislation. I think it’s a misdemeanor.

Your ex is totally crazy, but he does have a point. Living well is the best revenge and so is being completely forgotten.

Actually this story is kind of awesome. I wonder what her goal was in liking everything that didn’t have you in it. Doesn’t she realize that came off as really creepy?

Plus that’s a road you never wanna go down. What do parents what to hear? Your son is terrible in bed? He acts socially awkward around anyone I introduce him to but he’s the life of the part for anyone he knows? He borrows money from me and never pays it back? He prides himself on having “heterosexual proof” for the

What is the matter with you? WHY DIDN’T YOU POST THAT HERE WHEN IT HAPPENED?!?!?!?!?

“The one that got away.” You mean...

Depends on the circumstances and how long ago the split was.

On the lighter side of things, Penelope is a way cooler name than Alexis!

This is all I got:

My story is...I don’t know what it is. I’ve never been able to determined what the hell happened myself. Maybe you all can help me?

Olivia Munn. I read somewhere that her ethnic make up is much closer than Stone’s.

Yep. Makes my blood boil.