You've heard of Marvin.

No joke. I literally just said, "Oh so that's who that was?!" when I read your post.

My theory is that the Bushes didn't want anyone else to know their kid was marrying a brown person. If you notice in the picture, the lighting makes her look pretty pale.

See this is why you give everyone else disposable cameras. "You know..as a fun thing to pass the time! You're not going to say no to making MORE memories, right?"

No joke. I thought that's where this was going too.

Considering that every Bush son has fucked up something major...

Here's your irony for today: for every description I read, except for the last one, I immediately thought of at least two guys I know who fit the description.

Sharpton would never give UP the reins I'm sure.

I think she's the only child star who really ended up sane. I loved her Cracked article on how entertainment screws up child stars.

A friend of mine once called her infant son the love of her life IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND!!! She'd gone through ivf, and this was the only kid she was ever going to have.

She would make a good oitnb character.

Someone clearly took Ask A Manager advice a little to literally.

Finally! This whole setup sounds like the Matrix anyway.

My initial response when I saw the headline: this show is still on?

thank you!!!

It looks like mushrooms on top of each other!

The rant in question. I can't believe I found it.

I'm sure you mean well, but I still have my doubts about Gawker Media's ability to do serious journalism. And if you're skeptical of my claim, check out what I posted below in this very article. Zero response.

Capitol hill staffer here. I've been harping on the Congressional wage gap on here for years. I'd love it if you'd analyze all Congressional salaries in similar positions in the same office, especially since it's public information, and ask ALL offices to explain wage gaps for men and women in the same positions.…