I still don't know who Amber Rose is or what she's famous for! Yes, I've looked her up, and she certainly is an attractive woman but...I still can't stop asking, "Who are you?" whenever I see her name.

That hurts so much!! :(

my coworkers think I'm crazy. I kept mouthing Breeeeeleeeee at my computer screen.

I don't think anyone can ever be committed to Sparkle Motion as I am! ;) And thanks!

Nope. I have a relative that not only has a hard to pronounce foreign name but it's not clear if it's a girl or boy name. She has anxiety whenever she introduces herself, and I feel so bad for her. Every time someone has to talk to her, it's always an awkward hesitation because no one wants to say her name.

I like how they had to write out the pronunciation with it too. I wonder when the therapy bills will start adding up because everyone is going to call that girl "Lacking."

I read the Washington Post article about it. I thought it was supremely shitty of the mom to give two girls the most fucked up, weird names, but give the boy a regular one. And I'm not being sexist here. It was the mom that pushed for this nonsense.

Isn't that the same fake baby from American Sniper?

Which is precisely the point. You get paid to do whatever it is you were hired to do. You're not paid to be the Office Mom/calendar/baker/whatever. For once, these things are mutually exclusive. You simply cannot do all that stuff on top of your job and be effective 100% of the time.

During that internship, I was "scarred" with that crap so even though I was overwhelmed, the expectation remained that I'd do those tasks. After that at new workplaces, not so much. Once I established that I wasn't going to volunteer and be pretty passive about tasks that were outside my job description, no one ever…

Oh dear Christ. Yes because teasing was the problem in that scenario.

please dear God tell me the story of his firing. I'm hoping it involved a frosty or a spicy chicken sandwich.

Did anyone notice?!@?

Wasn't this the plot of every episode of Everybody Loves Raymond?

ever since I started putting half of every paycheck into my 401k, roses started growing out of my asshole, I quit working forever and my life will be good forever."

Um I bet you dicks to donuts this guy didn't give a flying skunk's nut about who covered reception and phones before she was hired.

Oh my god if I married you, this post would be our wedding vows.

Jessica. Jessica is who does it in my office. What's worse is that it's obviously clear that she's spread so goddamn thin, but she'll never say no to the fluffier tasks that simply do not need to be done. She's the one who feels like she "has to have" the cakes, the balloons, the card passed around, etc.

Please tell me he got chewed out for this. WHAT THE HELL!?!?