Is going to UVA required to be part of this debate? Because if it is, you should let a whole lot of people know, starting with Slate, the Washington Post, Salon, the New York Times, Congress, the White House, all the local newspapers that have run pieces on this, Gawker, Jezebel, Deadspin, Reason, the Daily Caller,…

Isn't that what freedom of thought is? Have you never watched FOX News or read World News Daily or the National Enquirer?

You deserve a longer response so let's break this down.

All the time. Unless they're filled with graphic photos and gifs.

But do you have a neck beard?

Due process is for a court of law. This is not a court of law. This is public opinion.

I can think of two male Hill reporters off the top of my head who get shit wrong all the fucking time. As in I've called up both their dumb asses to correct them like I'm a goddamn elementary school teacher.

I blame Oprah for two of TV's biggest quacks and charlatans: Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz.

This is how behind I am.

And that's surprising. Most singers don't want to risk the nose job and fuck with their voices.

I know, bro. They won't fuck me either. All women just want assholes anyway instead of nice guys like us. BITCHES!

No I'm totally on your side. Bitches! BITCHES! Taking up space and time. It's almost as if...they exist or something.

I know! Bitches, amirite? Talking all the time when they could be fucking you. BITCHES! JUST BITCHES! BITCHES EVERYWHERE!

But here's the rub. If you start making noises to leave, he'll change but he'll only change because you might leave not because you're unhappy. That means he'll be back to normal in a few weeks or months.

Oh oh oh! What was his defense? "But I don't know them* that well!"

Me too except...I find myself caring less. I really can't help it sometimes.

Except they are very capable and wholeheartedly expect sympathy from women.

I find myself reacting the same way. I remember my husband once told me, "I feel like I'm having a conversation with myself." I said, "DO YOU NOW!??!" and walked out of the room.

This is the reason all my previous relationships split. I got so goddamn tired of putting in all the effort into meeting his friends, family, and coworkers only to watch him stare at a wall during a work outing of mine.

Why thank you!