You sound like a good dude and a good husband. Kudos to you both!
Avery Jane Spencer
averyjanespencer
I feel like my neighborhood ladies, all fertile of course, look at me like I have three heads.
Yep, yep, yep. isn't it funny how all of the sudden EVERYONE is pregnant and you never noticed it before?
That was pretty, ah, forced. I get it. You need to be snarky and funny in 140 characters or less. If you can't do it, then don't.
Yep. For some reason it stings even more when you're trying.
Seriously. Do they actually do that? I always assumed that it was constantly being brought up because women who are single and childless are losers while guys like George Clooney get away being a "youthful" bachelor or some shit.
Oh good point! That assumes Sony knows what to do with social media. Sony sounds like it's run by a bunch of guys born during the Civil War.
I'd like to get to know him way more than whatever shitpile of a movie Mark Wahlberg is whoring himself out for these days.
Kevin did the work to amass his Twitter following on his own. It's not "just Tweeting" and that's that. Sony wants for free what Kevin built on his own. That's bullshit.
Real Husbands of Hollywood is HILARIOUS! Kevin Hart managed to make Nick Cannon funny. That's priceless right there.
What's funny is that ANY ONE OF THOSE SONY EXECS would shit fire if someone asked them to use their precious contacts and clout to do something for free.
And these are the emails we know about.
Plus all these emails could have easily been taken care of with a 20 minute conversation, FFS!
Adam Sandler? HA! He's probably the only one that will be clinging to Sony for dear life after this.
So he wants a pardon, an Oscar and a liquor license.
People like that are the first ones that cry FIRST AMENDMENT when someone challenges their arguments.
I'm mortified. The guy I lost my virginity to ended up being a crazy liar (my mother* killed herself because she had me, every girl I've ever gone out with has dumped me, one of my exes turned into a lesbian after me, blah, blah, blah) and he got really controlling. When I dumped him, he pretended to kill himself…
I really hate this statement.
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