BuzzFeed reports that when twin elephants (which are so rare that they happen "only .5 percent of the time") are born, other elephants actually help the mother take care of them, which omgwhatwhatwhat.

You know what it is? He finally aged.

He wasn't a reader, remember? Not big on books.

Unless Jeb makes a run for it.

My mom thinks that too. She thinks he's got a severe developmental delay or other learning disability.

See I think he's full of shit. I think he's trying to make the way for Jeb to run for the White House. The GOP has learned their less in the last two elections what happens when you disenfranchise minorities and women.

Precisely. This isn't him being sincere. This is about his brother and putting another Bush in the White House.

Conway. He called him Conway.

He's might not be a bad man, but he allowed people like Dick Cheney take a giant dump on the Constitution and Geneva Convention.

Goddamn I wish that was a Jeopardy question. You know Alex won't be able to say "cocks."

NO WAY! Good to know. I feel like that tidbit is something that will come in handy for bar trivia.

I'd be more appreciative of this message if you two were drunk seven ways from Tuesday. Because that really should be, "Mr. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge wwwwwwwwwwwwwants you to knoooooooooooooo..." ;)

Nope. That part is a problem too. Then my whole mouth tastes like toilet cleaner for hours.

Tescos doesn't have it? That ought to be a crime.

ZOMG I love it.

Eggnog and vanilla ice cream. Then rum. Lots of rum. Then more rum. Then whipped cream.

Isn't that why Beyonce lip synced the Inauguration? I remember Aretha Franklin saying this same thing when Beyonce got caught.

Doesn't Brittany Spears do that? Not double track. Like super dooper quadruple and re-quadruple her vocals.

Oh definitely. There's some serious projection going on there.

Huh. Learn something new everyday. Does explain why he has been the loudmouth behind all of it rather than her.