You wanna see some serious denial, paranoid freak outs, and cowardly behavior? Check out this narrative of a journalist who dined with Ghomeshi back in September when Ghomeshi was dodging the journalists questions about sexual misconduct.

Well he's one for 20 so I'll expect another paranoid accusation when the 40th women comes out with her story.

I can't stop giggling. I just can't now.

I'm curious. How is a rape victim supposed to act in your book? I didn't realize there was a code. Is there one for rapists too?

No it wouldn't make you eligible to be a Cosby victim because you're aware of all the details. In 2005, that was not the case. These women literally did not know each other, yet multiple individuals had similar accounts? You still think that's a coincidence? Remember there was a civil case with over ten other…

I have Gawker to thank for that gem. It's eerie how good his impression is, isn't it?!

I thought for sure she made my list, but she didn't! My bad. I would watch the shit out of any show she would be on!

If you're Jay Leno, this is literally all you have to do:

This is hilarious. There are plenty of real women who could easily do the job. Hell there were women 30 years ago that could have done it.

This is EXACTLY what I think happened. He, so far, has been a stubborn, controlling asshole about this. I think he honestly believes he did nothing wrong so he would never see a reason to step down.

I'm more mystified that this is still a thing now that online shopping has been around for awhile. Why, oh why, do people get up early and brave the crowds of angry shoppers just to get a bunch of stuff you could order off Amazon without leaving your house and putting on pants? Seriously...what's the point of it…

Stuff like this make working in Congress worth it.

Are you serious or are you trolling with this shit?

So then the answer is no? Because the facts have already been coming out for awhile. He hasn't bothered to provide any of his own, I note.

What are you talking about? I played Lindsay on Arrested Development. That's my real photo.

Exactly!

Great. Another moron who doesn't understand the definition of "free speech." Having the right to freedom of speech doesn't inoculate you from criticism of your free speech.

My MIL's mother walked out on her 45 year marriage one day. Zero warning (according to my MIL's father but I never bought that). She got up, got dressed, and left a note. She left the house and never saw her husband or kids again. And I never understood why everyone on that side of the family was so surprised.

All women? Every single one of them? She doesn't get along with them?

I never thought the subject of this article would make me laugh, but your comment did.