omg! i just stalked you (i literally do it to everyone who stars my stuff cause im a snoopy curious mofo sorry!) 3 things.. i just saw third eye blind in Pontiac!!! they were so awesome even though we had to wait an hour!! I live in michigan too! state <3 yo. and you rock those glasses. sorry this is so random lol

Principle Bone? Police chief Littlejohn? An Armored aid station? Who's weird, quirky, disturbing story is this????

"And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make."

For realz! I just tried piecing together three of those... no luck but it wouldn't be that hard with a little time.

Isn't monstrous shrimp an oxymoron??

Hahaha... I'm taking notes. Will implement.

Holy shite! I'm kinda sorta jealous. You almost make insurance sound fun :P my only diversion is writing all my notes in the style if jack kerouac or Kurt Vonnegut. I just hope non of them ever appear in court during an E&O!!

Hahaha... I absolutely loved this. And not just because I work at an independent insurance agency! :P

Oooh...they have to manually approve each one? They'll get to know me fast I guess. I got more posts than a ten mile fence. Gawker staff: I'll "manually approve" any one of you, if you want ;) teehee

Guffaw!

Hey guys, I know this isn't relevant to the article or anything, but is there a way to direct message someone through Kinja? I'm guessing not bc of troll abuse etc, but what if I wanted to reach out to someone and have a private conversation that I thought was fairly important? Appreciate any input!

Hey guys, I know this isn't relevant to the article or anything, but is there a way to direct message someone through Kinja? I'm guessing not bc of troll abuse etc, but what if I wanted to reach out to someone and have a private conversation that I thought was fairly important? Appreciate any input!

Yarp. You brought it upon yourself :P

Teeheehee ;)

That was the only think I could think of, but like you said, yeah... We dare not stalk anyone!

That was the only think I could think of, but like you said, yeah... We dare not stalk anyone!

That was the only think I could think of, but like you said, yeah... We dare not stalk anyone!

That was the only think I could think of, but like you said, yeah... We dare not stalk anyone!

That was the only think I could think of, but like you said, yeah... We dare not stalk anyone!

This is really some of lowest and most pathetic stuff you can do on the internet, and what it means is that something you are doing and writing is getting to these heartless, twisted writers. They're SO tough, but it's sad to what extremes they go to upset the people who "offend" them. Their effort are a direct…