You son of a bitch. YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Her insides were a barren place where my seed could find no purchase.

Sheesh— what a dick move. Glad you're happier, and the story has a good ending! That shit is messed up, and people are cruel, even to the ones they love, sadly :(

YAY! This made me happy....

Ukrain't expect too much from these separatists...

WHAT? INCONCEIVABLE! (Pun intended) jk jk... I swear my parents "came together" only twice in their lives, for the sole purpose of reproducing me and my sister. Afterwards, they shook hands and said "well, that should do the trick!"

I totally read this as World's Largest Floating Penis Is In NYC. Did a major double take, then was like, not NEARLY as interesting as I thought haha...

Clicked on this link like a starving, rabid dog.

Wait, what are you talking about? Have you ever seen a map? Under no stretch is Wyoming the south. It's most definitely the west. It also has absolutely no history of plantation culture, not much industry, and little gentry..... sooo.....?