I knew I'd find someone smarter than Stephen Hawking on Gizmodo.

This isn’t exactly ‘grim’ but basically this is what hubby and I text each other every day when we’re in different parts of the house:

Settling in for this post like the creeper I am.

“I know I’m not the most handsome guy, but I bet I’d look a lot better with your pussy juice all over my face.”

It belongs in a museum!

You going to back that claim up with some facts?

I have seriously NEVER considered the age, sex or race of the author before reading a book. Most of the time, I do not even know it, and quite frankly, I don't care.

King Abdullah has one very good reason to keep the fundamentalist Islamists out of Jordan: His wife, Queen Rania must never be forced into a Burkha!

Air Jordans?

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

As a Coke enthusiast, the first time I saw one of those Coke Freestyle machines I totally lost my shit. Like, grabbing my husband and pointing at the machine like a lunatic, and then running back to the office to tell everyone about the wonders of Peach Sprite, Vanilla Cherry Coke, etc.

One ticket for the rollercoaster, please.

I'm pretty sure that was posted by my cat, she's VERY DEMANDING and has a strict cuddling schedule that one can not and will not deviate from. I bet if he doesn't get his way he poops on the rug too.

I so struggled to get through Stargate Universe. I mean the young couple drove me crazy. I bitched about the popular music they used at one time, and I must not have been the only one because they stopped using it, thankfully. The rest of the cast was so promising. I think it may have gotten better after I stopped…

Great idea, we also need a bottle of excedrin and reading glasses.

Same thing, only BIGGER! The magic happens after 2:20.