This isn’t exactly ‘grim’ but basically this is what hubby and I text each other every day when we’re in different parts of the house:

Settling in for this post like the creeper I am.

“I know I’m not the most handsome guy, but I bet I’d look a lot better with your pussy juice all over my face.”

It belongs in a museum!

King Abdullah has one very good reason to keep the fundamentalist Islamists out of Jordan: His wife, Queen Rania must never be forced into a Burkha!

Air Jordans?

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

As a Coke enthusiast, the first time I saw one of those Coke Freestyle machines I totally lost my shit. Like, grabbing my husband and pointing at the machine like a lunatic, and then running back to the office to tell everyone about the wonders of Peach Sprite, Vanilla Cherry Coke, etc.

I'm pretty sure that was posted by my cat, she's VERY DEMANDING and has a strict cuddling schedule that one can not and will not deviate from. I bet if he doesn't get his way he poops on the rug too.

I sort of hope that the woman who shows up drugs his Yerba Mate, and steals the recording equipment. He's looking for an indentured servant, not a life partner.

Those brows tho... #somethingaboutfleek #iamold #dididothatright

Right? I was never gorgeous or anything, but I have enormous boobies. I actually feel SO much more comfortable in public now that I've gained 25 pounds and am inching toward 40. I rarely attract unwanted attention any longer, and it's so nice.

I was thinking maybe Carol and Daryl were watching the place when Beth and Noah made their escape. They managed to grab Noah and get the story out of him, then they decided Carol would infiltrate the place while Daryl and Noah went for reinforcements.

That's a really good point. Her biggest crime is being snooty and everyone despises her. But there are others in Hollywood who have physically hurt people and they're still loved and defended. Pretty disturbing.

Christine approves of this tale.

Oh, and it would be nice to see a pic of the Plymouth that was the heart of the story.