Yeah.... my dad brought up abortion, aka, people killing babies and lying to unsuspecting women that it’s just a lump of flesh, during the holidays. Somehow, that conversation immediately transitioned to the government wanting to kill my grandfather. I couldn’t deal any longer and changed the subject when I could.

What…

I am a Democrat. I’d be happy with either nominee.

It wants a partner that will unwind by watching reruns of Duck Dynasty, The Duggars, 700 Club and 2 1/2 Men while eating takeout from Chickafilla on it’s cammo upholstered couche while wearing matching American flag snuggies.

Freedom is the right of all sentient* beings.

In their world, that sack of cells is a homeowner that’s actively looking for a better job. It’s hobbies are reading the bible and flag football.

Other parts of the bill include: if they can detect that a woman has had unpure thoughts about a man outside of marriage (as early as thinking the word “he”), they can cut off a hand. If they can detect she’s had unpure sexual thoughts about a man (including her husband) INSIDE a marriage, they can cut off two.

Okay, maybe it was the pregnancy hormones racing through my system, but I was literally crying this weekend while reading more and more about the state of choice in America. This is my first pregnancy, and it was my choice to keep this pregnancy. My choice. This pregnancy is handing me my ass, and I can’t even imagine…

That elephant looks too much like Babar and it’s making me sad.

WELL FUCKING SAID

exactly right. Like for arguments sake, let’s see what happens if you induce labor at 6 weeks. still think it’s viable now?

This shit right here is why I’m voting for whoever the fuck gets the Democratic nomination. There is too much at stake for this hyperbole that Hillary is just another republican. Tell that to my uterus assholes.

Don’t you just love it that the anti-choice movement chooses random developmental milestones to tug at people’s heartstrings? A heartbeat at 6 weeks means very little (nothing really) in terms of viability or the elusive beginning of life. GTFO with this sappy shit.

sex workers can be raped too...

I don’t hate her face because she doesn’t look like Audrey Hepburn, I hate her face because of the words that come out of it. I think that’s okay.

Well, she’d quit after six months, so at least there’s that.

Because they’re fighting each other for those votes. That contingent goes, well, I like Cruz’s commitment to making the US a theocracy, but I also like Trump’s vitriolic xenophobia. How to choose? If only they could be merged into one angry, narcissistic, ignorant candidate who wants to destroy our government and bomb…

Agreed. DOE is the department that deals nuclear stuff! I don’t want Palin anywhere near that!

....Apparently, Ted Cruz thinks this is Sarah Palin

At the last minute, Ben Carson will jump in and take them both out with a hammer. <— my fantasy scenario

Dildos at dawn!