Donut Bar? I need to go book a flight...

Hey neighbor!

Am I a bad person for being a bit schadenfreude-y about Chipotle, now that their “GMO free organic grass fed” lettuce or whatever is giving people E. Coli? I mean, there’s no evidence that this specific outbreak was caused by that, but in general it seems as though the company is more interested in appearing “green”…

I am a taco person and Chipotle can’t even do tacos right either. San Diego has ruined me on how these things are to be done.

Dangerous place to be after all that Chipotle.

My sister was once on a diet and we were staying in a hotel together. She woke up at 3 in the morning, went to the vending machine and when I asked her what she was doing as she got back she pretty much yelled at me ‘I JUST NEED TO EAT GARBAGE, OKAY?!’

I live in New Mexico and 100% agree with this statement. Chipotle is to Mexican food what Olive Garden is to Italian food.

... tell me again about the rabbits George ...

If it were Harriet Potter it would surely have been considered a girls book. JK Rowling couldn’t publish under her real name because her publishers thought it wouldn’t sell to boys - the target audience - with a female author.

Exactly. There’s a reason films set in the period when old white guys were young (or middle aged, or old) and that are about white guys win so much. Those films resonate with them because they are about their experience and feel ‘honest’ and ‘true’ to them in ways that other people’s experiences never do.

That’s definitely the core problem, but it’s not the only one. Even with a system set up to favor work by white men, other films get made and are often great.

I wish I could give your comment 1000 stars.

If there are going to be diverse nominees, you have to have diverse material and actors being greenlit by studios and producers. The Oscars are just the sore throat and stuffy nose, the disease is something else.

The one thing that looked kinda iffy was sitting on the ground for dinner. Something I’ve learned from friends’ weddings: don’t make your guests sit on the ground, or on hay. They wore something nice, and it’s probably not going to be comfortable getting up or down in that outfit. Hay is itchy and snags on nice…

This was totally like my wedding, only we were inspired by CarTalk. Our performance artists wore vintage muscle car transmissions on their heads and in retrospect the whole thing would have been far less tragic had we not insisted that they get in the pool.

Oh fuck me, I think I know which episode of Radiolab they’re talking about too.

how the butterfly headdresses worn by performance artists were inspired by Radiolab

THIS THIS THIS! Why the hell would you clean before you knock all that crud loose????

I’ve never understood why one would floss after brushing. You brush your teeth and it looks/smells nice. Then you decide to dig up more crud with floss and it gets flicked around your mouth, and sometimes it makes your gums bleed. Great, now my mouth tastes like plaque and blood. Why polish your floor before cleaning…