If only they had aired this, we might have been spared so much reality tv and its presidential fallout.

Wow, this is go back in time - kill my own grandparents bad.

“Does the frustration with the Mister Softee song necessitate a 911 call, for example? “

Good Grief, do the first 500 seated get a free MAGA hood?

C’mon hypertension, do your damn job already!

“Roe v Wade?” “Missed it by this much”

Love, Gilda

It can’t be that hard to figure this out. Hell, from the amount of firings and walkouts there can’t be more than a dozen or so left, eh?

“much like what would happen at TSA rules going through the airport” said spokesperson Nick Gold.”

Are you playing “meow” or was that just an autofart

“We’re a pretty smart bunch. We lost the Civil War”

A match made in a septic tank.

It was a comedy bit, mocking Nike burners.

The trump Reich works under the operating premise that if you spit on people long enough that they will in the end, thank you for it and beg for more.

Look, the White House has told you what happened. Stop believing your Fake vision and conform.

It was when they changed NAFTA to NABTA that got them busted.

The Gang That Couldn’t Govern Straight.

I didn’t catch it the first time, please go buy some more Nike shit to burn.

Because most folks realize subconsciously that in a Federation type society they would be red shirts. 

Dollars to donuts, Rubio was totally unaware he began his tweet with a moon pun.