Each a punishment I wouldn’t wish on any decent human being.

He’s doing this because when she’s president in 28' he’ll want her to say nice shit at his funeral at the penitentary graveyard.

The panic associated with these 1st world problems is hilarious.

Moore, Arpaio, Clark, Skellyanne, I’m sure each of these has crossed trumps “mind”.

Our gutters deserve better.

Bazooka Joe had 3-4 panel strips, the occasional dad joke and usually a fortune. And they made chewing an Olympic sport

Well, to be accurate, as long as the Not-So-Great-Pumpkin is in office a “national emergency or serious economic conditions affecting the general welfare.” will remain in effect.

I hope one of the items is a wood chipper to use on the moron who came up with this idea.

The market really can solve everything!

I’m sure there’s a sous vide article on this somewhere here.

You can never go wrong with Snoop and Chris.

I was hoping it would be Drake’s heart she got.

Death. It’s just good business.

The definitive Joker has already been done.

Him and Mnuchin. I’m ambidextrous!

What a relief, I feel so much better now. 

It was the setting for The Bards Tale.

My bad, you never know with Carrey these days.

Gladly