This is the most excellent Florida, no not that Florida, Florida story I’ve heard in about twenty minutes.

Pro-Tip:

Looking especially sepulchral today Skelly.

Stupidest take.

Here’s the problem. No one, not one person in this White House has any credibility at all. So, anything any of these back stabbing sycophants say can be dismissed, regardless how true they may be. This is where Mueller is going to have trouble. Any of these worms will do anything, to anyone to save their skins. Lie,…

It all goes back to the WHCD of 2011 when trump got his tiny balls kicked up into the roof of hi mouth by Seth Meyers and President Obama. He began his Gollum transition at that point. While I don’t think the dinner was his impetus to run it’s certainly been the driving force behind every “policy decision” he’s made.…

He looks like an eggplant with some chewed up bits of corn stuck on it.

“Leave us outta this unless you want The Happening”

Satan- No One Knows What You Want Better Than Him-

“Steve West’s shocking and vile comments do not reflect the position of the Missouri Republican Party”

So, you’re not donating to the RNCC this year then?

Her cancer took one look around and said, “Fuck it, There’s nothing to eat here, it’s all circuitry and demon spunk, I’m outa here.”

I’m sure none of those agreements start with “America, being the best and first country...” So, trump would say they were bad deals and ignore them.

I’m not seeing an actual problem here.

Bautista as Bizarro might be something Gunn could make work.

“I find this very relatable in the sense that when I am broke, I also tend to carry on spending money on stupid shit as if I am not broke and everything is fine.”

I have no idea what my grandmother calls a penis. Thank god.

Because a black person showing him their back is provocation enough.