Jimmy Stewart in After the Thin Man. He hadn’t yet become America’s dad, and it’s just a last reel reveal, but he still gives great murder.

From  what I’ve seen lately, a ton of republicans is only about 5 or 6 of them.

большое спасибо, мой старый друг

Cheetard likes his graphs and squiggles. It’s government, even with these current idiots there’s gonna be Powerpoint.

Take a brake.

you know, its like putting your hood up when you have car trouble.

I guess I need to update the ticketing procedures for the Help Desk.

My car is making that weird noise again.

You guys keep misposting The Onion articles over here and its confusing the hell out of us.

If there’s a Golden rule in Sikhism it’s “Truth is the highest virtue, but higher still is truthful living.” How does one rationalize supporting Republicans from that?

“Our democracy is based on respect for the law. People can make a difference by voting”

“I want you all to know that I can’t do it without you...I could go on and on and on and tell you how important it is to have a community behind you. That’s the only reason I won that primary, and it shocked them. It shocked Franklin and it shocked Delaware County. It shocked all those counties, the bigger populated…

C’mon Miller, grow a pair and just present your acceptable skin hue chart. We know you already have the Powerpoint slides ready to go.

The Christmastization of Feminism. What could possibly go wrong?

*looks at username -dials 911*

They get to be “special”

“it was just much more lighthearted legal fun and shenanigans. I will hasten to say that there are, still, shenanigans in this season. In fact, I think some of our best shenanigans ever this season. “

I’ll never understand how Jones has even one true follower. He’s a bad parody of a bad SNL Chris Farley sketch.

It does, just not there.