They should see a doctor maybe. But, pre-existing conditions and all that.

Assad will be hooking up with Kirstie Alley

Can’t wait to see who ends up as Iran’s new pal. Tia Tequila maybe?

trump followers, like trump itself do not posses the capacity for self-reflection.

I’m a former floorplan auditor. The bribes you get offered to cover up their cooked books can be pretty tempting. I had been offered everything from discount repairs to a full time demo car and once use of the owners speed boat. I did it for a year (it’s a horrible job) and pretty much every  dealer  big  and small …

The only melons he’s allowed to grips anymore. Thank goodness.

“Sweet Crikey Moses” is my new.

What happened to all that money they supposedly make everytime someone murders a bunch of kids? They should be set for the next hundred years.

Bye Felicia.

So, you applied Mullen level logic to it then.

Hamm will be in the bubble if he lives to be 500.

The true sufferers of trump derangement syndrome.

And yet right-wing morons get all puffed up when you tell them that they just motivated an entire new generation of terrorists. 

Just waiting for the mass grave to be discovered.

ftfy

Why is a WH press secretary tweeting about the pres in the first place? Just try answering a fucking question or two from the podium instead of vomiting dogshit. 

“These idiots act like we’ve never vetted a Justice before.” “Fucking dolts.”

It was actually a guy who had his big toe used to replace his lost thumb.

What film?

This checks out.