Yeah, that was fucking epic. I hadn't seen that one before.

Fuck this whole concept
Christina Applegate is gorgeous. Always has been, still getting more so.

'I have a life-sized map of the United States. In the corner it says, "One mile equals one mile."'

The Riverbottom Nightmare Band totally *deserved* to win—they were the best entertainers by a decent margin. That's one of the things that makes EMMET OTTER'S JUGBAND CHRISTMAS so great, that is was unabashedly sweet and sentimental without being mawkish. Little details like the better performance taking the win—and…

Goddamn, Bojangles…until recently I didn't even know that place existed because it's not around my way. I used to be a Popeye's guy (and they're still the best around here) but damn, all you South Easterners…now I'll have the memory of that taste in my mouth all day…

I would like to second Freebirds and Bojangles, and may I also offer El Pollo Loco?

Hey, that looks pretty good! Now fix yourself some…dickweed!

Wait, who am I responding to? Anyway, my point is, I like that movie.

Yeah, when the scissors are floating through the air…maybe one of the best horror movie shots ever.

You're right on, Built For Greed—my Paxton love comes from the 80s to the early 90s. Then he did TWISTER and TITANIC, pretty much back-to-back, and I just couldn't love him in that under-appreciated-almost-a-star-improving-every-movie-he's-in way anymore.

Whoa, hey, whoa—didn't mean that 'first' bit.

I have still never watched this show
And I love Bill Paxton.

I smoke my meth out of a miniature glass house.

Salsa! Can't wait for that new avatar to propagate. If that's how these Internet things work…

Wait: except for WAR GAMES. That's a pretty good movie.

I guess I should expand a bit:

Boo.
Ugh.

Solid first.

Chevy Chase made a perfect Wilford Brimley stand-in.

The answer to this is actually probably, 'Of course, asshole.'
Did no one else notice the reference to Carpenter's THE THING?