Are we sure the Beastie Boys aren’t vexatious litigants? I hear that they’ve got more suits than Jacoby and Meyers.

Ilike all the Avengers movies and I hope this one will be good too. 

Season 3 had heart, but season 6 had a football in the groin ...

The Star Trek one is kind of interesting, because really it’s the Season 3 finale which tees up the best (fourth) season of TNG, DS9, VOY. Consider:

Please don't let that bigmouth strike again.

They’re trying to figure out who killed him.

Iron Eagle, Jaws 3D and Enemy Mine were my reference points for him. Pretty sure it’s the same for any kid who stayed at home a lot in the late 80's and had cable TV.

It’s relevant a lot.

Gina Carano: “I want to encourage conversation.”

POP POP

Troy and Abed in a mooo-vie!

That’s bad.

*stares blankly*

Soon she and the rare others of her kind will have gather and start cutting each others heads off to determine who will be the one.

Everybody thinks they’re the oldest person on the internet

It’s just a hack imitation of a house style established by a much better writer than Barsanti. The difference being that the sarcasm back then was genuinely withering and always aimed at deserving targets. O’Neal was a surgeon; Barsanti is Jason Voorhees.

*Kevin Feige bursts into the room inexplicably wearing a Chiquita Banana costume*

I got a Community notification for this?!

Phases 4 and 5 will hereon in be referred to as the “gas leak phases”