But, it's for APPLE!
It's easy to forget today, when Apple and Google are toe-to-toe for ultimate world consumer dominance, but Apple used to be the cool, small, scrappy comapny putting out self-consciously, defiantly, meticulously well-designed electronic perfections in a land of commodity crap. When U2 appeared in…

I'm going to jump in and announce my love for EARTH ABIDES one more time, as well.

No, I'm sorry, this looks awesome in a 'batshit = good' kinda way. I'll watch it. On cable, maybe.

Win.

idiotking, you are my official gay pop-culture authority. I hope that statement doesn't make me sound like a jackass.

This is an excellent point.

I wholly endorse adopting the custom of representing the word 'first' as an unprintable epithet.

Dear Worley,

Chartex, your point is completely valid, and I considered that while posting my original comment. But I still feel like remakes diminish the original somehow. Don't ask me to explain it.

Please…
Do not remake Robocop.

send..more…paramedics

'I Confess'
Get that shit on TV immediately because it sounds awesome and Bobcat Goldthwait deserves the win.

"I'm surrounded by assholes!"

That's sweet. I feel so validated!

That's all that's necessary.

While we're complaining (by which I mean, thanks for enabling me)…

I am old
Fifteenth? Really?

I know, this is lame
…but it's the other 'tack,' not 'tact.'

I got a bit confused by your comment, The Lone Audience of the Apocalypse, until I remembered that 'cretin' refers to a condition marked by diminished mental capacity.

Scientologists
They're mostly nice people just looking to improve themselves. Also, big-time suckers, but hey, unlimited self-improvement is a compelling promise.