I'm glad I'm not the only one. I know the "CAN'T FLY" line is supposed to be the capper, but I like the "DRINKING!" line the best.

I would just like to take a moment to applaud this 'MeGan fox is HAWT!!!!!!' person's post. It's pure, hilarious, densely-packed stupidity.

This will be the second time I quote this in A.V. Club comments, but that's because it's the greatest line in the history of all of television and deserves to be repeated and delighted upon for generations:

S&W FTW:

El Pollo Loco is the bomb
I ate that WAY WAY BACK (the first time I attempted college) in Pasadena. I have been on a quest for it ever since.

Great movie
For a long time I had the sneaking suspicion that I got this movie in a way most people didn't. I eventually realized that lots of people come away from it feeling that way. That's part of its ambition, and its success.

Posthumous?
Can a ghost put in a posthumous performance? Would the ghost have to die to do so? Would the performance then be by the ghost of a ghost?

The terrific thing about this
is that it's so easy (and depressingly common) to make a terrible hip-hop humor song.

"Do they still sing songs about The Great Tribble Hunt?"

Music industry assholes
Makes me want to start a label, if I thought I could find any talent to staff it. I could make the artists righteously wealthy and *still* earn a pile of money.

Wait, while I'm at it, something else:

Salacious? SALACIOUS?

Where's the AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN ISRAEL?

ACTION JACKSON, BITCH!

Nollvane,

Star Trek
My favorite Trek movie score is for FIRST CONTACT. It's also my favorite Trek movie overall, but we've debated its position (and overall merit) here enough, so let's just talk about that score.

Never hearda this,
sounds awesome, sign me up.

I claim dogasaurus.

Shut up. That profile picture is creepy and awesome.

As has been said on these boards previously, by greater minds than mine: God is a mark chump.