Hmm—a 2005 article with no comments?
This album is awesome. That is all.

I can't resist!
Here I am again on an old article, doing research for something I am getting back into, and I just can't resist the empty comments section.

Obscure movie references are fun
The cake is a bomb!

Waldo books were pretty entertaining
Especially when there was a story in the picture to decipher, as well as looking for Waldo.

Special guest stars…that would make an interesting inventory
'…Chuck Klosterman and guest lists from Zach Galifianakis, Amy Sedaris, Patton Oswalt, Paul Thomas Anderson, "Weird Al" Yankovic…'

I'm sorry, but is that the correct link? Because, that song was four kinds of awesome.

I'm gonna have to go ahead and call this a bold maneuver
Those comics have always pushed the idea that Betty was the better choice than shallow, rich, attractive Veronica because Betty was…not the first thing, anyway.

"English synth duo of the decade's second half" was a surprisingly crowded field.

Those of you questioning the presence of the Pet Shop Boys on this side of the pond didn't spend much of the eighties or nineties in dance clubs, didja?

The Boys were my favorite band for a long time. As a high-schooler I had a prominent poster of them on my bedroom wall.

Neil had all the best lines. I like to do full Neil voice when criticizing lazy assholes with this bit:

"Sex, Frank?"

To Jim Carrey, who's promoting "The Mask":

Thanks for this!
As promised, I'll be back after I've seen the new movie and it's far too late to join the conversation with any relevant observations.

JR Shooter, that's pretty much exactly what happened to me.

To answer your question,
Yes, somebody is interested in a MOTION PICTURE/Abrams' film write-up. Very much interested.

I have to say it's clear that Alex's death devastated Ben; he *really* thought he was going to win that bluff. He *never* thought she'd be killed. Probably because of "the rules."

Hey, Justin, welcome to the party. Now get yourself registered up right, and make sure you get that nice STAFF tag, so all us morons can start the Marshall Mathers jokes in earnest.

Oh, Ben Stein, this is an *excellent* choice.

I'm just going to jump in here and preemptively say that if any of you revisionist fuckers disses Twain or Melville you're gonna catch a brick.