Agreed, Jack.

AJR,

I gots me the U-verse in Austin (actually, Cedar Park, now—ask me about the suburbs!) and had no issues, so yeah, Time Warner is fuckin' up again. That's why we dumped them. Also: shitty DVR they got.

This here is awesome.

Rik Mayall is a genius. He was the only point to the original.

I'm with you on this, MelissaW. We had a Golden Corral in my parents' town back when I last lived there—like, 20 years ago—and not since. Now, suddenly, there it is again! Only in a new location and marginally less sad.

Ha ha, nukethewhalesagain, that shit is weak.

Hello, friends!
I was just touching this page, doing some research as I prepare for the upcoming release of STAR TREK (the tenth movie—what's the convention for IDing this movie without putting specifiers in parentheses?) and I wanted to take a moment to say NEMESIS sucked then and it sucks now. Bastard Berman. …

Not that it matters very much, but I'm curious
*Did* these episodes offer 22 minutes of content?

Tyson bites.
That is all.

Altagracia Guzman
Holy shit, that's a badass name.

The Statue of Liberty is holding a hamgurger
A bit obvious, maybe, but I like that a lot.

"What's a truck?"

I completely agree, Werdsmiff (and let me say again your login name is deliciously ironical). This is what the Pet Shop Boys do, and "Love, etc." sounds to me like a cut right out of 1990.

Holy Jesus you people are all on fire.

Good news! I really liked how you worked out "The Alternative Factor." It has to be a lot more difficult to mine an episode for how it didn't work, as opposed to how it did, but you really made the best of it and gave me a lot to think about next time it rolls around in syndication.

Oh, man, I been there. Yeah, they have a lot of songs that get stuck in your head.

The more I think about it…

Oh, and since I should probably add to the conversation:

WATERSHIP DOWN:
I have read this book more times than you have.