Bad news for some, tiny American flags for others:

Wait, I need to clarify that:

The list
I cannot argue with this list, except that I would like JAWS inserted for essentially inventing the blockbuster (like it or not—it's certainly influential).

Didn't she say "men aged 9 to 13"?

One word:
Sleestaks.

Hey that shit is fucking creepy!

Are you maybe talking about PAPERHOUSE?

The Big Cheesy:

YOU GODDAMN KIDS WITH YOUR RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS WHY IN MY DAY…NO WAIT WE HAD THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS TOO BUT MY POINT IS THAT BACK THEN THEY SUCKED LESS

Five pages!
Epic job, Sean. Thanks.

Justify!

The instrumental piece is actually quite lovely (sound issues aside—lotta hissing, few off-tune notes) by guys who are obviously actual, talented musicians.

I'm hopeful, because this movie looks pretty fucking funny.

Also, a spoiler warning might have been nice, since I ain't seen this episode yet (waiting on the DVR), but then, without spoilers I guess it would be kind of hard to have an article at all. Hm. I'm conflicted.

So *that*'s why he had to die
This explains much.

http://www.originalalamo.co…

Towelie,

"Bartleby the Scrivener" is a great story. Shut up.

This dramatic resonance reminds me of Generations, and how it tries but fails to recreate the effect. It's also about aging, and dying, and resisting the pain of change, like with Data's emotions and Soren saying "…time is the fire in which we all burn" right after Picard learns his brother and nephew died in a fire…

Okay, I've read the whole thing and I'd like to say first, in all seriousness, that this is a terrific piece.