Dearest Martha, Martine, Mary, Maryanne, Mathilda, Maude, Maureen, etc...

That sunchoke and sweet potato dish sound amazing.

Mushroom gravy is definitely the best gravy.

Killer? But we’re vegetarian!

What I’d read was it wasn’t supposed to be read with such GRAVITAS by Halle Berry. She just interpreted it that way.

Only on a few rare occasions had I had to employ one of these moves, but it usually involves waiting over 30 minutes for the check, or no one coming to take an order for over a 15 minute wait. In both of these types of cases, there’s no one to be flagged down, or if you see them, they seem to avoid eye contact with…

Pretty sure it’s hyperbole. Just a funny example. However, I have needed, say, silverware to eat my food, that the server or waiter/waitress had forgotten to bring, and that’s an example of immediate need. So feel free to use that example instead of ranch for this question.

I’m glad she was let off with a stern warning. Don’t kill again, or it’ll be no TV for a week.

Ahh, that classic STAR swipe.

But we didn’t have to hear their whining until those confounded “talkies” started up in the 20's.

Back in the days of Vice City, I would go on to the roof of the garage that held something like 8 or 10 vehicles (you needed a helicopter, I think). I’d then get 5 stars on me. Once the tanks came, I’d try to steal one and bring it in the garage, and save. I’d eventually die, but the save point would score me a tank…

He could have saved a lot of typing and just said “it’s just a prank, bro”

He was just throwing his outrage across the room. Guess you caught it.

Specifically regarding that accusation, they found the accuser guilty of fraud, and his testimony contradicted previous testimony given, so the case was dropped.

I wasn’t a fan of the Firefly theme either. I just instead choose to hear it as “take my wife, take my wife...”

I didn’t realize I had Actor (mp3 album) in alphabetical order, not by track listing. It was only years later that a friend played the album and I asked “why’s your album starting with the 4th song.” It took me a while to get used to the new, correct track order.

Yeah, good job, Niander.

Good lord. Scrolling through the replies to you, I think Kinja is grouping similar sounding replies.