“Stop everything: Black Mirror invented San Junipero... but before they actually invented San Junipero.”

Needs to add more pub into it. Throw some pretzels at the competing contestants. Order another beer. Try to sneak a peek at his phone when no one’s looking; not to cheat, but to find out where the hell your friend is that was supposed to show up 25 minutes ago.

Pumpkin beer is generally good for between 2 sips to a half a beer. So yea, but just if you’re doing a flight. With an exceptional one, it’s definitely a yea.

That’s exactly what it’s like watching old horror movies prior to twist endings.

Hotbox!

I like to judge places by their lagers for this reason, so not that I’m hoping for places to fail, but it’ll at least give me an idea of places that aren’t worth revisiting, as there’s so many nano breweries nowadays.

I just recently tried New Belgium’s pumpkin ale (with habanero), called Voodoo Ranger. It’s surprisingly good! Generally pumpkin beers are overly spiced or sweet, but this was neither. It was very well done. I’ll have to compare it to Two Road’s Roadsmary’s Baby, as that one tops the field for me.

It’s... funny.

Quit hogging that blow.

I did, but in the future. Timecop.

Hey. Timehop tells me it’s your birthday. Or more accurately, timehop tells me that I wished you a happy birthday last year. So, assuming I was correct last year, happy birthday.

After watching the trailer, I agree... plantar warts are the worst.

“In the early days of the internet, it was one of a very small number of sites (it, CHUD, Dark Horizons, and a handful of others) catering to the film nerd community. That gave it a huge built-in advantage. Better sites came along, but momentum kept it going, even as a lot of us who had once read it daily stopped…

What has 9 arms and totally rocks!?

We have no time for your maritime law jokes.

I scrolled through the main page yesterday looking for it, but it never showed up. I only just found it now because someone linked to it.

Kavalier and Clay miniseries

Replying to Sgt. Schlomo; that’s a depressionin’.

We’ll make sure that’s how you look due to the cause of death, too.