Did you casually throw in a line for him saying "having been denied everything. Even his revenge."?

Your date would just use the ol' "I need to leave because of carbon monoxide poisoning" line.

I also saw it as a school trip (with a warning before it started that there was nudity *GASP*. I wonder if that helped keep the momentum going for it.

We were so concerned with whether or not your heart could go on, we didn't stop to think if it should.

Terrible avatar-comment synergy.

You're thinking of Triumph, the insult comic, a dog who has the catch phrase "For me to poop on". And that poop being something they would want to eat.

It's really just a binary "fart" or "no fart" detector.

Ice-Walker-T: There's this group of assassins. Wearing peoples faces and calling themselves no one.

It's okay. The execs at Marvel made sure the kid was dead before they put the line in the trailer.

Blue cheese, honey, on a slice of green apple is a delicious pairing. Great Hill Blue Cheese is a good brand if you want to get into more specifics.

They mean 90 degree temperature. It's in Texas.

Do you eggspect any better from us?

Not taking this information over easy.

Someone take this copy of Mad Libs away from Chopper, please.

Also, it was all his fault.

Not to speculate, so I won't.

Just that branch, or the whole franchise?

How much does he cost?

He literally typed "I threaten to commit a crime which would result in death and great bodily injury to Felix Gary Gray."

I'd (again) push for The Food Lab. The recipes aren't overly scientific. It's just the writer that is. The recipes (or most) aren't super complex. It's the way you go about making the dish that take it from good to amazing. For example, I used to make gazpacho by blending tomatoes, cucumbers and red peppers along with…