There'll be a lot of champagne cocktails this Sunday as we're hosting a joint mothers day celebration.

Depends if you want to comment on the booze thread or sobriety thread.

Much more minor quibble, but fuck the potential home buyers who pulled out of the agreement, and costing me at least another mortgage payment.
They cited the inspection as the reason, but my real estate agent was there the whole time and only noted two minor fixes (totaling all of $10 to replace). So now my house is…

FOOD THREAD
What's been cooking, good-, bad-, or barely edible-looking.

I think Meatspin still exists somewhere. You let me know.

I've just used Fee Brothers, but I'll look for the Bittermans one. Thanks for the suggestion!

Jared Leto has been sending resistors and mosfets to his co-stars. They're not as upset as Jared's previous co-stars, though.

sweet sexy tar

And you can flavor as you like. It a much easier step than infusing your alcohol, since then you need storage space for it, plus you wait weeks for it to be done properly. Simple syrup with cucumber slices, grapefruit peels, szechuan peppercorns, whatever you want. Hope you enjoy!

You should try (or order) a perfect martini.
I'm surprised any place would recomment a 1:1 ratio, as that seems like way too much vermouth, but the perfect martini is 2 oz of your preferred gin (I'd recommend a london dry, not something too floral/herbal), 1/2 oz of sweet vermouth, and 1/2 oz of dry vermouth. Express…

My go-to, after work cocktail is a Gimlet (technically a Bennet, as I add grapefruit bitters), and it's just a nice, comforting, refreshing drink.
One of the best gins I've had was the limited run of Tangueray Malacca around 3 years ago. I had it at a bar, then looked for any store that carried it, but missed…

5. Sew pockets onto your boxer briefs.

What about so much V that it looks like your zip up hoodie is unzipped.

Fine, the flesh of your enemies.

You're wearing sneakers wrong.

About as direct as Coldplay's second album, A Rush of Blood to the Cock

That's why we all laugh at you.

I wake up with a different song in my head every day. It's usually what I'll sing in the shower. Sometimes it's a song I heard the day before, sometimes it's a song I completely forgot about for years. On two occasions, it was a song made up in a dream (I distinctly recall waking up to a Ben Folds song, only to find…

I Got You Babe. Every day for the past 10 years.

Imagine bigger!