I thought apple was je m'appelle

Well, everyone on board kept saying "wow" once the plane managed to land in one piece, so we just changed our airline name to that.

WOW! (airlines)

I used to prefer window seat, but I've done too many 6 hour flights where I'll need to pee 3 times on the flight, and each time the person or people are fully passed out in their seats.

The cookies also sat on the hot, crowded jetway for half an hour.

The lost City of Zinj? I thought they found it in the movie Congo.

Or, keep the audio, but do a freeze frame every 5 seconds, for 5 seconds, to subtly double the amount of film (note: audio may lose sync with film within 5 seconds)

Sounds like you've never taken 24 screenshots per second of a digital film, printed them out, and stored them in an hermetically sealed vault before. Loser.

But wait! There's more!

I believe that would be my framed copy of Huey Lewis and the News - Sports, thank you very much.

Should it have sounded more like the Taco Bell BONG?

Yeah, you'll hear it outside of Boston a lot more. Too many people travel to Boston from work or school, that it's not heard as often (the locals are there, but it's so crowded they're hard to find). Now go to Lynn, or "Medfahhd" and you'll definitely hear it.

reading it and hearing it, I'd say someone was playing a trick on me.
I can understand very little Portuguese, as I speak spanish, but I do a much better job figuring it out if I can read it.

ahh, deconstructed pommes. tres magnifique!

Crayola has gotten really hostile with their naming of crayons.

Yup. Save $1200 today only to lose millions once that lawsuit comes.

Portland, ME has a high homeless rate, since most services for the homeless are situated there, as Maine is huge, but not overly populated.
Sorry, that reply was more toward Fresh Jive. Doesn't have anything to do with being hella white.

My ex' mom was still using my account, which I had no problem with. But I eventually got a Netflix notification to change my password and never forwarded the new one. It's back to a me-only account.

Farmers market, then an apartment complex.

Can someone here make a T-shirt with that Cate Blanchett image and some kick-ass Evanescence lyrics on the back?