Well, at least no one is telling her to smile.

They missed "with a witty retort", such as "Let off some steam, Bennett"

I say that to my girlfriend all the time, as if it's an actual expression she should know.
I have yet to fill her in on the reference.

BUSTER?!

The Vietnamese surname "Nguyen" is pronounced "win".

Both titles contain the word "the".

Have you considered purpleface?

Excellent point. Just carry candy in your back pocket. When people ask who you're dressed as, say Vin Diesel.

Sounds awesome!

with holes punched out on the breasts.

On a scale of wild, where would this show's screener policy fall: Where the Wild Things Are, Something Wild, or Wild Hogs?

Like season 6 of Lost!

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT JOKE!

Hey, if you can save one person…

Well, just you…and the lice.

haha. That's awesome!

Anyone he'd touch would come back to life, leaving the good place. Since they're no longer there, he wouldn't be able to touch them again, killing someone else on earth. Maybe that person would take the previous person's place? Maybe it's a loophole for bad people to fill in the place of that good person who now lives.

I'm hoping for more ethics lessons.

It'll be its own game show.
America's Got Problems.

Because it's fun, guy.