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Brad wronged her multiple times, and we all know that two wrongs don't make a reich.

What about cooties? I hear those are contagious, and girls have them, right?

Is it the Cabin Fever variety, that's really sweet? If so, it's best used to start fires.
If it's a maple infused whiskey (which I've had), it makes a hell of an old fashioned.

I just saw someone link to Barstool Sports about it. I should have realized my mistake knowing that website. They called Angelina a hypocrite, and then chided Brad Pitt for not cheating on her with someone better.

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Thanks for running this! I had seen the write-up about it last week, and it caught my interest. Now I'll be buying it!

M-O-O-N. That spells mooncop.

Just do the bee's knees. Gin, honey and lemon. I've always done equal part honey and water when making a honey syrup. They're making a rich syrup here.

I prefer to shake my tail feather.

"Laura Kelton of Sportsman’s Club in Chicago employs Old Tom, a slightly sweeter gin, to complement the Malort…"

"Damnit, David. I said we should just be friends."

As Black Eyed Peas dared to ask, where is the love?

Sounds much better than Pitt Burn.

*takes a bite of Eggo Waffle*

I could say you should stop eating cilantro, but I know that's impossible

Suicide? Agreed.

Laurence Fishburne, eh? If this turns out to be another Event Horizon or Sunshine, I will be pissed.

Knifin' around is my favorite. Sweet for Brake is my number 2. It has Satan wearing a crown of femurs!