And take your french DJ Tricky with you. The one who's been sleeping on the couch…with the urine. (Extreme paraphrasing here)

Just have him traveling so fast that he's always blurry. Now you can cast anyone as Paul Walker.

"…she’ll reportedly “have a lot to learn,” though we don’t know about what yet."

She was quite a catch.

"Fuck you, 2016!"
- Angela Lansbury

I can't believed these Clod-like Collection of Condensers think we'd want a reboot!

When I was 9, I spent the summer with my grandparents in Dominican Republic. A few weeks of being there, we had gotten a small chicken. This was my first pet. I would play with it all day. After around 2 weeks of this, my grandfather strung it up on a clothes line and slit its throat. I helped him de-feather it, and I…

Every damn time!

Damn, I need to make three side dishes, and we're supposed to have dinner at 3pm? Who eats dinner at 3pm?!

It looks like it's just more horseplay when one of them breaks a bottle over the other's head. But it turns out to be actual blood, not ketchup.

*motions to waiter*

Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!

fistishrugs at high noon it is!

Just looked through the full list, and there's a Guillermo del Toro trilogy coming out in October. Really looking forward to that.

Now you're talking

Oh, I think there are extremely funny parts, but I wouldn't consider it a comedy (at this point I guess I'm just being semantic. I'm sure the line between funny drama and tragic comedy have been pretty blurred by now). I still like to call people an inanimate fucking object, and then immediately apologize for calling…

I liked it until I hated it.

Sure did.
Well, technically I had two guesses: This is set in the far future that resembles the past, or this is set in the present, but for some reason resembles the past.

Event Horizon - I had no idea it was supposed to be a horror movie. It had Sam Neill in space, coming off of Jurassic Park. I was hoping for more science fiction.

Aah, understood. Well, I like the other, more literal interpretation as well.